Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.
hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.
*distant, restrained sobbing*
this is actually wonderful
Not trying to impress you or anything but I can watch 6 seasons of my favorite tv show on Netflix in less than two weeks