It's Not Me, It's You
awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via stylepersonified)


shock-is-all-in-your-head:

FUCKING

babyferaligator:

hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.

(Source: 420dongsquad, via scottsonnier)


travisthepoet:

roughkiss:

peevsie77:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”
I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered





Now we wait


MAN DOWN MAN DOWN





Hahahaha

equiuszahhak:

BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed

(Source: hanamurateruteru, via werner-norton)


another-casualty-to-society:

Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

(via joey-smith-universe)


drdrevevo:

what the fuck

recoverlovely:

mikalhvi:

flippy-feelings:

Did you ever realize how much your body loves you? I mean its always trying to keep you alive. That’s all your body has to live for. Your body is making sure you breathe while you sleep, stopping cuts from bleeding, fixing broken bones, finding ways to beat the illnesses that might get you. Your body literally loves you so much. It’s time you start loving your body back.

*distant, restrained sobbing*

this is actually wonderful

(Source: depressed--equestrian, via kittyminnies)


wreckedteens:

Not trying to impress you or anything but I can watch 6 seasons of my favorite tv show on Netflix in less than two weeks

(via jamarrob)


lucidlunngs:

doctor-hannibalism:

darling-im-sad:

memories-will-kill:

lightlikeafeatherflies:

and-mine-would-be-you:

t0morrowcomest0day:


I don’t care who the fuck you are, or what you’re doing. You can take 3 seconds to reblog this.

I miss you..

That last comment broke my heart..

please never give up.

I will never forget you..

R.I.P my mothers cousin 

RIP Uncle Max

Dan

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

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