It's Not Me, It's You

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

(via jakebutternubs)


goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

(via bonquayyy)


mydogsnokes:

green square doesn’t understand true love
  • Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  • Me: I only have $4...
  • Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  • Me: ...........
  • Cashier: ........
  • Me: what are we?


If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via stuckwithmyheadintheclouds)


stillslydgn:

i’m too punk croc for this shit 

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(via jakebutternubs)


nigganeise:

me: “hey😛✨☺️😋😊👋”
you: “hi”
me: *never texts you ever again*

(via razyos)


arielcalypso:

thechicwiththecurls:

  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls
  • it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt
  • it’s okay for you to like curvy girls
  • it’s okay for you to like heavier girls
  • it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts
  • what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

(via i-am-dreaming-of-wonderland)


I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.

(Source: ididntasktobemade, via bewareofthe-nargles)


  • teacher: you can't bullshit this essay
  • me (under my breath): if you're an ameteur


gamsee:

my whole life is just “oh ok”

(via asvprock)


When you make an adult decision without calling your mother first.

ofgeography:

perfectxmystery:

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when you realize your adult decision has unforeseen consequences:

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(via officialwhitegirls)