It's Not Me, It's You

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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skelitas:

i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”

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i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them

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damnginah:

dashdrive:

you gotta be careful with girls named katherine because it could be spelled katherine or kathryn or catherine cathryn katherin kcatcheyn ckathcryrn catrchckern kathtrine 

you can say there’s an abundance of katherines

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happywater:

skypestripper:

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think they’re cute

it’s sad when cute boys don’t think I’m cute

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dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

sadstagram:

looking for a boy taller than 5’8 who will take me to parties and punch other boys for me 

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

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  • Every cheerleading movie ever: THEY STOLE OUR ROUTINE


weepingdildo:

miss frizzle is runnin out of field trips